At 4:00 AM in bed
Olivia (19 months)- Where's daddy?
Me- Daddy's downstairs
Olivia- Where's daddy?
Me- Daddy's downstairs
Olivia- Daddy's downstairs. I ready get up.
At lunch
Alessia (three years old)- Can I have my crib back?
Me- No baby girl. You have a big girl bed now. You had a crib when you were small.
Alessia- So someday when I'm small again I can have my crib back.
Me- No baby, you don't get small again. You only get bigger.
Alessia- (intense look of concentration as she noodles through this)
Me (internally)- we are never getting this child out of diapers
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