Olivia (20 months old): Milk out of the cage
Me: That's not a cage, Olivia. That's my shirt.
Olivia: Milk in a jug. (Laughs) Not milk in a jug.
Me: No Olivia, that's not a jug, that's mama's breast.
Me: Alessia, where did that knitting needle go?
Alessia (3 years old): It's over there.
Alessia: There! (Pointing vaguely to the right.)
Me: No it's not. Alessia do you know where it is?
Me: Where is it then?
(We have this particular conversation often. At three I believe Alessia is struggling with where authority, in terms of knowledge, comes from. Instead of understanding that I know where something is when I say "it's over there", in her mind I say "it's over there" and ta da! there it is. This is also why she is often contrary and confused when I disagree with her take on something. Up until recently my word was taken as fact. A table is called a table because mom and dad call it that. That person is running and that one walking because mom and dad say so. So in her mind she wonders why isn't something so just because she says it is so?)